JUST DAMN STUPID
WE NEED TO KNOW WHO THE IDIOTS ARE!!
Kids wearing baggy pants arrested in Florida? I'm against it. How are we to know who the idiots are if everyone dresses alike? But then again - maybe we don't need the pants to tell us. Click on the photo, read the story, then scroll down and see the mug shots of these idiots. --Glenn Woods
OK OK - GET THIS! - I just pulled it from the news wire: ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Pakistan's war against Islamic extremists will go on until the country is "terrorism-free," a senior official said Friday after mounting violence prompted the United Nations to raise its security stance. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432087,00.html WAIT - WAIT - WAIT Lets read that last sentence again - prompted the United Nations to raise its security stance. THE UN HAS A SECRUITY STANCE? Since WHEN? I mean, just what the HELL do they do? Waive their white flags higher?
A peanut on the floor of a school bus recently led to evacuation and decontamination for fear it might have affected the 10-year-old passengers.
Britain, schools have banned the use of red ink when marking papers. It might upset the children.
NY's Paterson Wants Tax on Porno Downloads
BUT WAIT!
This is a great idea. Let the government tax ALL PORN! We could get rid of the IRS and just live on that.
We would also know who was watching porn by who was being taxed to the point of broke.
Can My Pet Be a Vegan Like Me?
The HEAT in Phoenix, Arizona is racist.
Yup.
The headline read something like "Heat affects Poor and Minorities the Most." Like somehow we are to believe that heat discriminates based on how much light reflects off your skin or how many wheels you have on your house. Today's asinine headline comes to us from Arlington, Virginia: "Race a Factor in HOT Lanes."